Once is a coincidence, then twice is no accident.
Yang Liu and I thought for a long time and suddenly said, "gloomy wooden coffin!" "
All the causes come down to the gloomy wooden coffin, and all the grievances of Yangliu and I come from that gloomy wooden coffin!
If there is any chance or miracle, there will be the gloomy wooden coffin!
"It’s a ghost!" Yangliudao "Yang’s ancestors have been saying that Ghost Mulang gradually died after being locked in a gloomy wooden coffin in the town. All his ways and skills have made Hwa-Sung Do angry. Whoever can get that angry can get the magic of Ghost Mulang in those years! That will be a natural enemy! Because even the Taoist priest was no match for Ghost Mulang in those days, I went to the gloomy wooden coffin only after listening to this statement, but I was able to untie the white gold cover only when you appeared, but the wood in the gloomy wooden coffin got into your body. Is it because of the gloomy wooden coffin that our two skills can improve now? "
"A gloomy wooden coffin? Ghost Mulang? " A bamboo long heard a confused way "what is that? What person? "
"Old cow nose, I think you are out of your mind?" Zeng Zhongdao said, "Why can’t you even remember the past events in this field?"
Yizhu Taoist priest said blankly, "What?"
"More than 4,000 years ago, in the ancient times of Yao, Shun and Yu, there was a saint who claimed to be the founder of the Five Elements!" Zeng Zhongdao said, "Don’t you know this?"
"Extremely!" A bamboo long a pair of small eyes flung wide open he murmured "ghost wood lang ghost wood lang I remember! The gloomy wooden coffin was dug up? "
"Yes," said Yang Liudao, "I dug it up. If it weren’t for the gloomy wooden coffin, Guichen and I wouldn’t know each other."
"What the hell is going on?" Zeng Lizhong said, "Tell me!"
Taoist Yizhu also said, "Explain the cause and effect clearly, and wait for the veteran to see if your present situation is related to the gloomy wooden coffin."
When I told the whole story about what happened that night, I also briefly said the hard part about what happened between Yangliu and me for the first time.
Everyone was amazed at this.
A bamboo Taoist hesitated for a moment and said, "So it should be that the green gas ran out of the gloomy wooden coffin, which is the wood gas after the death of Ghost Mulang. After being absorbed by the five elements of lacking physique zither, it must be blocked and difficult to dissolve because of the constitution, and the willow constitution is just suitable for the wood gas temperament because the Taoist priest of Willow ancestor is Master Ghost Mulang! You practice Taoism in the same strain! In this way, when willow and zither are together, the spirit of Ghost Mulang will gradually melt into zither body, and some of it will enter willow body. This is the reason why both of you have strengthened. This is actually a kind of metamorphosis of sexual intercourse. It is also difficult for monks to do sexual intercourse because of the disharmony of yin and yang, or the excess of yin and yang is difficult to solve. A few of them are difficult to make up, so they must find people of the other polarity to complement each other, so that both sides can benefit! Zheng and Yang Liu, this is your situation. "
"Old Bull’s Nose" Zeng Zhongdao "You are a monk. Do you have a wife? How can you study sex so thoroughly? What do you want? "
A bamboo Taoist priest’s face glowered with red eyes. "It’s because I haven’t experienced anything that I want to know! What’s the matter with me? "
"You must be tickling yourself!"
"Bullshit! I want to make a contribution to the world! I can tell at a glance who he is suitable for! "
Zeng Zhongdao "Then look at my physique …"
A bamboo long flatly denied "you can’t! The more you practice, the more you go backwards! Maybe you have to practice dead bed! "
"Ah? You old hairy bastard! Dare to curse me! "
"Who cursed you? I have already said that not everyone can do it! This requires coincidence and special physique! You are over seventy years old, and you have grandchildren. You want to practice sex in front of a bunch of junior students. Do you want to be old? Even if you want your wife’s permission? You old fool! I’m not afraid of falling apart! Envy others, young people love themselves, and they don’t look at their wrinkles! Can be used as a washboard! "
A bamboo leader’s glib tongue instantly scolded Zeng Zhong, while Zeng Nanxi and Zeng Lizhong were talking, they didn’t say anything, and they were all holding back their red faces.
Zeng Zhongqi said that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas were born. He pointed to a bamboo Taoist, "You, you, you, you, old hairy! You you … "
"You" for a long time, but you didn’t write a message, and the whole person came.
A moment later, Zeng Zhong tugged at the hair of a bamboo long, and a bamboo long clutched Zeng Zhong and rolled around for several times, all of which made him panting and indignant. A bamboo long said, "Let go, old man!"
"Don’t you dare say I dare, old shaggy?" Zeng Zhong pulled a long bamboo hair, a long bamboo mouth, and tears almost fell out.
Not to be outdone, Yizhu Taoist priest yanked Zeng Zhonghu and said, "You say me first!"
"Ahem ….." Zeng Nanxi really couldn’t watch it, so she quickly stopped fighting. "Dad, everyone is watching. It’s not good to go back like this. If Niang sees you, which kannika nimtragol scratched you?"
"Hey, you little bastard!" Taoist Yizhu scolded, "Who are you beating around the bush calling kannika nimtragol?"
"No, it’s not that the Taoist priest misunderstood the Taoist priest." Zeng Nanxi said, "My mother is the most jealous of my father in my life. If I go back like this, I will definitely be prostrate."
When Zeng Zhong heard this, the momentum immediately weakened a lot. It seems that Mrs. Zeng is really rouge and roaring.
Tang Yonghe also rushed to persuade
Listen to Zeng Zhongdao’s "Old Bull’s Nose Let Go and Stop Playing"
"You let go first"
"Let’s let go together!"
"Okay, I’ll count to one, two, three!"
On the count of three, both of them put their hands together and then got up from the ground.
Shao Wei, Yang Liu and Chi Nong and I were embarrassed and funny.
A bamboo Taoist priest got up and patted the soil, dressed as if it were nothing, and came up again. "The zither art of sexual intercourse is a serious practice, but there are too many bad people in this world with ulterior motives, so it’s more like breaking the name of sexual intercourse, which is like obscenity and witchcraft. Otherwise, I have a volume of secrets of sexual intercourse here for you today. You can study it well in private …"
Said a bamboo Taoist priest really took out a curly yellow booklet from his tunic and handed it to me.
I took over awkwardly and blushed. "Thank you for your kindness!"
Don’t dare to look at the willow early.
Zeng Zhong cried, "Look at this old miscellaneous hair with you! Oh, my God! "
A bamboo Taoist priest cried, "Don’t you dare to nag me again and scratch your face with radish! Do you believe it or not? "
Zeng Zhong was silent when he heard this.
Taoist Yizhu added, "I’m leaving today. I’ve left a charm for Yong He. Chen De is ready to wait until you find Chen De and paste this spell on Chen De, so you can really rest in peace."
